According to Sir Black Fox, You Might Have An Addiction             to Renaissance Festivals if. . .
	. . . a month after the season closes, you still find yourself yelling "Huzzah!" at any live performance. . . . re-watch any Tudor-themed movie and get misty-eyed. . . . have Faire characters in your dreams, then wake up and whisper to your significant other "I see Renaissance People!" . . . a CD with bagpipe has a permanent disc place in your car's CD changer. . . . you constantly go back to your local Faire homepage to check for any changes whatsoever. . . . spend more than three hours of your life each year trying to find new ways to take time off your travel to Faire. . . . upon hearing any Jeopardy question about Henry VIII, your ears twitch and your head tilts like the RCA dog's. . . . your Newsgroup Filter only allows posts with "Faire" in the subject line. . . . when you refer to karoke at any bar as "PubSing." . . . out of instinct, you check where you put your mug after using any port-a-pot, anywhere. . . . you refer to any month that's not August-October as "off-season." . . . when you meet any castmember outside of Faire and they DON'T use their faire accent, you're disappointed. . . . you proofread all your children's material when they're involved in a Medieval/Renaissance unit at school. . . . you look for yourself in the background of Faire photos posted on the web. . . . when you put away your ren garb for the year and find a pebble in your shoe from Faire, you put it in a jewelry box.